Download e-book for iPad: Awkward Moments (Not Found in Your Average) Children's by Horus Gilgamesh, Agnes Tickheathen
By Horus Gilgamesh, Agnes Tickheathen
Author note: Agnes Tickheathen (Illustrations)
#1 Amazon Bestseller - First Day Online!
What begun as a personal on-line shaggy dog story between interfaith acquaintances speedy skyrocketed to fulfill the calls for of the millions of fanatics and critics of the arguable paintings. inside of hours, the publication turned the number 1 Bestseller in Amazon.com's Humor & faith classification! Combining real Bible verses with greater than 30 whimsical unique illustrations, "Awkward Moments" makes use of humor to motivate humans from all walks of existence to imagine, might be for the 1st time, approximately how the Bible maintains to form our culture.
BEWARE - no longer for children! this is often certainly "not" your regular children's Bible! in the event you idea the bestseller ""Go The F**k To Sleep"" used to be beside the point for story-time with young ones, you haven't noticeable whatever but! depart it to the Bible! "Foreskins Fetishes? Unicorn Murders? Boiled infants? Messiah, MIA? promoting Daughters? Cannibalism membership? Genetic Breakthroughs? Demonic Bacon? Gagged ladies? Jihad Jesus? You guess! and lots more and plenty more!"
From the hole forewords by way of Facebook's personal God and acclaimed writer David G. McAfee, to the demanding commentaries and interactive video games on the finish, "Awkward Moments Children's Bible" is far greater than an irreverent ebook on your espresso desk! Readers of all faiths will locate themselves giggling out loud whereas being inspired to consider the Bible in a brand new way.
Let's be sincere - there are a few things within the stable publication which are just... awkward! There are verses we'd prefer to fail to remember or which were replaced in the course of the centuries. there are lots of verses you've by no means heard prior to in church, not to mention noticeable on your regular children's Bible! let alone the verses which were additional over the centuries!
Most humans have been raised within the religion selected through their family members. children study a number of Bible tales taken out of context and settle for them with no query. "(On what foundation may they probably query their mom and dad or church leaders?)" After many years of repetition and culture, it's comprehensible that we'd positioned our ideals on auto-pilot and simply nod as a pastor repeats the verses and ideas which are already regularly occurring and comfy to us. It's no ask yourself that fresh reviews exhibit a tremendous loss of Biblical wisdom between Christians - fifty five% not able to even identify the 4 Gospels of the recent testomony - "the very starting place of Christianity!"
The target? "Awkward Moments" encourages readers to actually comprehend what's of their Bibles and imagine for themselves in regards to the context of Biblical instructing. The 32 colour illustrations and integrated commentaries will most probably problem a few readers to mirror on how faith keeps to form the lives and tradition of destiny generations. If readers take place to snicker out loud and revel in the interactive puzzles and video games at the moment - "it's simply an extra bonus!"
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Extra resources for Awkward Moments (Not Found in Your Average) Children's Bible, Volume 1: Illustrating the Bible Like You've Never Seen Before!
Gail nail pail Can you find two words that sound like Gail, nail, and pail? 28 Gail will fail to find a nail or a pail in the mail. ride wide tide 30 Can you find two words that sound like ride, wide, and tide? Hide on the side, and ride on the wide tide. Brian P. Cleary is the author of the best-selling Words Are Categorical®series as well as the Math Is Categorical®and Adventures in Memory™ series. He has also written several picture books and poetry books. In addition to his work as a children’s author and humorist, Mr.
Cleary has been a tutor in an adult literacy program. He lives in Cleveland, Ohio. Jason Miskimins grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio, and graduated from the Columbus College of Art & Design in 2003. He currently lives in North Olmsted, Ohio, where he works as an illustrator of books and greeting cards. Alice M. D. in early childhood education, with a focus in literacy, from the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis. Dr. Maday has taught at the college level as well as in elementary schools and preschools throughout the country.
Cleary’s wacky sentences and Jason Miskimins’s colorful art will make phonics fun! BOOK 1 The Bug in the Jug Wants a Hug A Short Vowel Sounds Book BOOK 2 Stop, Drop, and Flop in the Slop A Short Vowel Sounds Book with Consonant Blends BOOK 3 The Nice Mice in the Rice A Long Vowel Sounds Book BOOK 4 The Frail Snail on the Trail A Long Vowel Sounds Book with Consonant Blends BOOK 5 The Thing on the Wing Can Sing A Short Vowel Sounds Book with Consonant Digraphs BOOK 6 Whose Shoes Would You Choose?